I bought this simply because I could.

Everything is going to be in Comic Sans MS because fuck you. It's my website that I bought for like $20, I can do what I want with it. If you don't like it, then buy your own website you fuckin pleb. 

I literally wanted to make an email with nick.wiki as the end as a meme, so I bought a website. Isn't the 21st century great? 

And to answer the questions that you probably don't have, this is made to look like shit on purpose. Fuck you.